if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
- *watches a movie*
- *sees a dog*
- me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
cat: places paw tentatively on boob
cat: presses paw down on boob
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs
I really love going out with my husband and his friends. That way he can leave me standing around like an idiot when he takes off with his friends to do i don’t even know what…
Yes, thank you for forgetting I’m here… Again.